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让你难忘的那一刻 - 露齿篇


2013-06-19


只有唱到极致才能让人露齿;只有表演到极致才能让人露齿!



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2.狂笑!绝了!!职业看客♂2013-06-25 09:53:11
1.A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor\\\'s office.
\\\"Is it true,\\\" she wanted to know,
\\\"that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?\\\"
\\\"\\\'Yes, I\\\'m afraid so,\\\"\\\' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
\\\"I\\\'m wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
\\\'NO REFILLS\\\'..\\\"
***********************
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
\\\"Yes, Dad , what is it?\\\"
\\\"Don\\\'t be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn\\\'t go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife....\\\"
(I LOVE IT!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say \\\"you don\\\'t look that old.\\\"
化石♀2013-06-24 23:00:20